Here is a spoof off of Aladdin’s “A Whole New World.” Dedicated to all you do-it-yourselfers out there. Sing it at your next church karaoke party. Believe it or not, that’s what I wrote it for and my husband and I sang it. Embarrassing! It takes practice (especially the toilet/Japan part), but it fits the music perfectly. Enjoy!
Aladdin:
Come see our new bathroom
New tiles, new sink, and new shower
Tell me, darling, now when did you last
See a bathroom like this! I built it just for you
Let me show you each wonder
A toilet made in Japan
The kind with the seat warmer.
A new bathroom!
A new fantastic lounging place.
The TV over here.
The bidet over there.
No, you are not dreaming!
Jasmine:
A new bathroom
A dozen dazzling mirrors
And now that I’m in here
It’s crystal clear
That Windex is the cleaner we should use!
Aladdin: Windex is the cleaner we should use!
Jasmine:
Oh, I love my new bath.
I have a rug of spun gold.
Candles, bath salts, and laptop
So I can surf the Internet!
A new bathroom!
Aladdin: Paper made by Charmin
Jasmine: A hundred thousand thing to try
Aladdin: Hold your breath; it gets better
Jasmine: I’m like a movie star
I’ve come so far
I can’t go back to where I used to bathe!
Aladdin: A new bathroom!
Jasmine: Every shower a surprise
Aladdin: With windows open to the sea!
Jasmine: Even the towels feel softer
Both:
I’ll come here every time
I need a break
Sit in the jetted tub
And read a book
Aladdin: Our new bathroom!
Jasmine: Our new bathroom!
Aladdin: That’s where we’ll be.
Jasmine: That’s where we’ll be.
Aladdin: No kids allowed
Jasmine: A resting place
Both: For you and me
Rachel Ann Nunes
Yikes! I think not!
Shanda
It was even funnier to hear you sing it in person :). Maybe we should have had you sing it again at the end of the podcast, lol.
Suze
Oh and here I was thinking that you ACTUALLY redid your bathroom!
That was a really cute and funny song.
*They have toilet seat warmers?!?